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Star Wars: Episode Something or Other
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Star Wars: Episode Something or Other

By Stephen Warren Prepare to shudder, world… I don’t remember Star Wars. I’ll give you a moment… Okay, better? Good. So, I remember watching every Star Wars movie as a kid, but I never got caught up in the hype of it all. I remember thinking blasphemous things like, “this Jar Jar guy seems fun” … Continue reading

He Loves the Schlock, Episode Ten: From Dusk Till Dawn
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He Loves the Schlock, Episode Ten: From Dusk Till Dawn

By Vince Gaetano Sometimes the best movies are just the worst. Does that sound confusing? Of course it does! But don’t worry. I’m here to make things crystal clear. Or at least less muddy. I’ve been waiting a while to write about this one. I honestly don’t know where to start. I guess the beginning … Continue reading

The Triplets of Bellville: I Believe a Mistake Was Made
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The Triplets of Bellville: I Believe a Mistake Was Made

By Vince Gaetano The Academy Awards are a peculiar thing. I have no love nor hate for them, only a mild curiosity and a somewhat more than mild contempt. The Academy, as they like to be called, purports to honor those films and filmmakers which each year best represent – in some form or another … Continue reading

Not Not True: Of Old Men and Young Turtles
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Not Not True: Of Old Men and Young Turtles

By Nick Benson As the self-proclaimed “Average Joes” of the online entertainment business, we here at Netschtick may not always know what we’re talking about. But that’s never stopped us from being right. We’ve covered most of the major trailers for the big summer movies, but a few teasers have hit the web that deserve a … Continue reading

The Ice Harvest: A Case Study In the Futility of Trying
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The Ice Harvest: A Case Study In the Futility of Trying

By Nick Benson I wasn’t going to write about The Ice Harvest. I watched it because it was one of the only movies directed by the late Harold Ramis available on Netflix.  I thought it was really well made, filled with fantastic performances, and overall pretty damn good.However, I had nothing else to say beyond … Continue reading

He Loves the Schlock, Episode Seven: The Running Man
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He Loves the Schlock, Episode Seven: The Running Man

By Vince Gaetano Sometimes the best movies are just the worst. Does that sound confusing? Of course it does! But don’t worry. I’m here to make things crystal clear. Or at least less muddy. Someone once said — I think it was Charlie Chaplin, possibly Einstein — that, “the future’s so bright, I gotta wear … Continue reading